The Mistress of the Bus

Through the whir of wheels, the blurring of landscapes, and the grind of an engine, the Mistress of the Bus emerges. She exists to soothe and provide calm for the weary travelers. And to remind you to please not tilt your seat back all the way, even if there is room to go further, because it makes the trip much less pleasant for the person behind you. Oh, and if possible, to please shower before departure.